Marty was born in Wilmington, Massachusetts where he was first bitten by the Stand up Comedy bug at the young age of twelve. Unfortunately for comedy, he was also bitten by the drug and alcohol bug at that same age. Forced to choose Marty put down the microphone and picked up the straw.

Posing a double threat with drug and alcohol addiction, Marty went on to have an illustrious career in both. After a decorated 11 year career, Marty retired from drugs and alcohol; his razor blade and straw can be seen on display in Canton Ohio at the Narcotics Hall of Fame. Marty's other love, ice hockey also suffered due do his amazing dedication to alcohol and drugs. Marty started skating at the age of three and playing hockey competitively at five.  Next...